10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water