10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it