10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "No river, no fish."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977