10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from