10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz