10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "No river, no fish."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"