10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."