10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.