10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Fook the floosh droo!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event