10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.