10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Welcome to kicker school
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm