10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fold and live to fold again
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen