10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.