10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.