10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...