10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.