10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!