10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"