10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike