10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer