10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson