10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker is for loners.