10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.