10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.