10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow