10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers