10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.