10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.