10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.