10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer