10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...