10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."