10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.