10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Fold and live to fold again
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz