10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.