10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare