10 Random Poker Quotes

"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
If you play 69, always bet on the come.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier