10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Welcome to kicker school
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow