10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Welcome to kicker school
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.