10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!