10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Fook the floosh droo!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."