10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Fold and live to fold again
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright