10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant