10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.