10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.