10 Random Poker Quotes
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- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet