10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed