10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine