10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm