10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon